Last week, we had three snow days so we decided to go to Canada.
We packed our stuff , got into the car and hit the road.
Unfortunately we ran over a squirrel and had to stop and got out of the car to see if he was okay .
We hit the road again but the car kept breaking down so we went to a garage and we had to wait 5 days before the car was fixed.
5 days later we got on the road again and took a hitchhiker on the side of the road who turns out to be a pedophile who kept touching Paul's leg but he told him to stop so he start touching my leg so I slapt him in the face and we throw him out of the car .
Then we kept going and ran over an other squirrel ....
What the Hell ?