IAM IAM IAM IAM WHO IAM?? I'm a goddess I'm a virgin I'm a blue movie I'm a bitch I'm a geisha I'm a little girl I'm a boy I'm your mother I'm a one night stand Am I bi? I'm a slave I'm a teaser I'm a drug I'm your favorite drug I'm a hooker I'm a slut I'm a babe I'm a dream divine I'm a pig I'm a baby doll a pin-up I'm a pinhead
and you are ridiculous
Last week, we had three snow days so we decided to go to Canada.
We packed our stuff , got into the car and hit the road.
Unfortunately we ran over a squirrel and had to stop and got out of the car to see if he was okay .
We hit the road again but the car kept breaking down so we went to a garage and we had to wait 5 days before the car was fixed.
5 days later we got on the road again and took a hitchhiker on the side of the road who turns out to be a pedophile who kept touching Paul's leg but he told him to stop so he start touching my leg so I slapt him in the face and we throw him out of the car .
Then we kept going and ran over an other squirrel ....